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Posted by Ag_in_TX on May 9th, 2011 under Football, Uncategorized
Not too many college sports fans worry about esoteric academic topics like whether their school is in the Association of American Universities – that is, unless said fan actually attended the school for which they root. And so last week, a handful of Husker fans were disappointed when the University of Nebraska at Lincoln was expelled from the AAU. And there wasn’t much of a noticeable blip in the blogosphere.
We here at Spence Park Soapbox normally wouldn’t care either except this gives us another opportunity to take a swift kick at the Crybabies of the Corn on their way out the door, and to say once again:
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To those who may not be aware of what this organizations is about, the Association of American Universities (AAU) is a nonprofit 501(c)(3) organization of (now) 62 leading public and private research universities in the United States and Canada. Founded in 1900 to advance the international standing of U.S. research universities, AAU today focuses on issues that are important to research-intensive universities, such as funding for research, research policy issues, and graduate and undergraduate education.
In the paragraph above, the eyes of OU fans glazed over at the word “nonprofit”.
In short, the AAU are the really, really good academic schools. As you may expect, the usual suspects belong to this group: Harvard, Yale, Cal-Tech. In Texas, UT-Austin, A&M and Rice are in the AAU, which at first glance sounds about right.
The reason AAU membership seems to matter in conference realignment is – well, the people who make decisions about conference membership are people who care a great deal about things like AAU membership – if you look at which schools are in the AAU, you see that some conferences tend to be affiliations of schools that are in the AAU. BCS conferences and their AAU members (year admitted in parenthesis):
Big 10 (11)
Indiana University (1909)
Michigan State University (1964)
Northwestern University (1917)
The Ohio State University (1916)
The Pennsylvania State University (1958)
Purdue University (1958)
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign (1908)
The University of Iowa (1909)
University of Michigan (1900)
University of Minnesota, Twin Cities (1908)
The University of Wisconsin-Madison (1900)
Pac-12 (8)
Stanford University (1900)
The University of Arizona (1985)
University of California, Berkeley (1900)
University of California, Los Angeles (1974)
University of Colorado at Boulder (1966)
University of Southern California (1969)
University of Washington (1950)
University of Oregon (1969)
Big 12 (5)
Iowa State University (1958)
Texas A&M University (2001)
The University of Kansas (1909)
University of Missouri-Columbia (1908)
The University of Texas at Austin (1929)
ACC (5)
Duke University (1938)
Georgia Institute of Technology (2010)
University of Maryland, College Park (1969)
The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill (1922)
University of Virginia (1904)
SEC (2)
University of Florida (1985)
Vanderbilt University (1950)
Big East (2)
University of Pittsburgh (1974)
Syracuse University (1966)
You’ll notice right away that the only school in the Big 10 who is not a member of the AAU is the recently disgraced UNL. Do you think the Big 10 feels like the groom who finally gets his new bride back to the hotel, only to discover a carbon-fiber reinforced girdle and two boxes of kleenex constituted her most admirable assets?
All that aside, UNL being kicked out of the AAU is a pretty momentous event – as in it doesn’t happen very often. In fact, only three schools have been kicked out – the last school kicked out was charter member Catholic University of America (quick – what’s their base defense? Answer: THE PREVENT) in 2002 and charter member Clark University in 1999. And now UNL joins this august grouping.
Interestingly, UNL corn boss Dr. Harvey Perlman told the Chicago Tribune in June 2010: “All the Big Ten schools are AAU members. I doubt that our application would’ve been accepted had we not been a member of the organization.”
Oops.
But UNL fans are putting a positive spin on it. Much talk is given to the fact they now are in the Big 10 and that matters a lot more than membership in the AAU. And to an overwhelming majority of their fans, that’s true. But me thinks UNL sounds much like the young wife who snagged the man of her dreams and promptly packs on 30 pounds. “Hey, it doesn’t matter anymore – I’m married”.
Did the Big 10 get a pre-nup?
And in another vein, some UNL faithful now are pointing fingers towards our “friends in the state capitol” (roast in Hades, $ Bill). AAU President Robert Berdahl served as University of Texas president from 1993 to 1997. Larry R. Faulkner, chairman of the AAU committee that recommended the UNL ouster, held the Orange Throne from 1998 to 2006.
Frankly, this is quite silly and only internet idiots (present company excluded) give much credence to this theory. E-mailers wrote: “UNL has been sucker punched by Texas again.” And: “It’s so obvious, it’s sickening.”
When given the opportunity to sound like an educated university president, Dr. Perlman said that the AAU connections with the University of Texas are “intriguing” – and then quickly backpeddled and blamed the ouster on elitism, the price of corn and sunspots.
Man, those poor boys in Lincoln just can’t catch a break – screwed by the refs, having their junk grabbed, dropped from the AAU – it’s been a veritable “annus horribilis” for the Children of the Corn. Well, at least they’re certain to get fair and balanced treatment in Columbus and Ann Arbor next year [/snicker].
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David Moore said:
May 9th, 2011 at 11:17 am
I quite honestly think that Nebraska screwed themselves with the way they soapboxed themselves (no pun intended!) last year through this entire process of league realignment. I think calling such attention to themselves pissed-off a number of fellow AAU presidents/chancellors, and Nebraska was one of the lowest ranking AAU members with reswpects to federal funded research $$$.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/693354-nebraska-sacked-was-expulsion-from-the-aau-reprisal-for-leaving-the-big-12
TaylorTRoom said:
May 9th, 2011 at 12:29 pm
I think AAU membership is valuable and important. I also think our governor is trying to put UT and TAMU on track to be kicked out.
Kilgore Trout said:
May 9th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Taylor, isn’t your boy Jeff Sandefer leading the charge? I know him from high school. I think he wants to turn our collective schools into Community College’s. Perry has mainlined too much cash from Sandefer to tell him no I guess. Neither one of them has an intellectual bone in their bodies.
TaylorTRoom said:
May 10th, 2011 at 6:15 am
Yeah, Sandefer got his feelings hurt at McCombs, and $400k donations to Perry later, is about to exact vengeance.
It’s becoming clear that Perry takes the conservative side on individual issues, for political triangulation reasons in a conservative state. He really isn’t a conservative philosophically. He likes state managed economies and is against limited government (at least for himself).
Ag_in_TX said:
May 10th, 2011 at 7:28 am
In the last GOP primary for Governor, we had a choice between a blonde or a brunette former cheerleader. I think we chose poorly.
That being said, both Boards of Regents are filled with people politically indebted to the Governor. And the presidents of the two flagship schools serve at the leisure of these boards. So there will be a lot of impetus to incorporate most, if not all, of the TPPF list.
Check out these comments:
http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2011/04/ut-and-am-presidents-defend-re.html
Here is a link to a group I know nothing about, so take it with a grain of salt, but they claim to have info from the letter sent to A&M from the AAU:
http://www.insidehighered.com/news/2011/05/10/texas_faculty_and_president_criticize_regents_measurement_of_professors
So, I don’t think A&M or UT or getting ready to be ousted from the AAU – but we both are taking steps down paths that will cause our academic standing to begin to erode.
I have found myself wondering why Perry is choosing to attack these two great success stories of Texas. Of course, it’s all political. I found the comments of the Dallas Morning News story above quite illuminating. There’s a lot of anger out there amongst voters over our alma maters.
TaylorTRoom said:
May 10th, 2011 at 8:38 am
Interesting reply. I can’t believe that the two flagship schools need to be “fixed” so as to provide more value. The fact that they reject so many applicants (with many more that would like to attend, but don’t bother to apply) proves that point. There is a place for value reforms, but not at the flagship schools.
The guy complaining that his child got more attention at a private university than at a state university forgot to mention that the private university cost over $20k in tuition per year ($30K if it was SMU), and the state schools cost about $11k. So, he wants to pay $3k per year to a state school, and get the attention that the schools that charge $20k per year provide? I see a flaw in that plan.
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